An old guy says: “The top one, give me a big one. No no no, the one to the left”, to which an old lady yells: “C’mon it’s all the same.” The next person wants half a roasted duck: “A small one please”, but when the staff shows a tiny duck she’s: “No no no this one is too skinny, all bones and skin, no meat” and another person in the line says: “Oh, but you wanted a small one!!”, and a moment later it’s her turn and she says: “The big duck! On the top!” to which the shop staff says: “No ma’am, that’s a goose”.

一个老头说：给我挑选最大的鸭子！左边的！啊，左边那一只！嗯嗯！“， 然后一个排队的女士说：“啊呀都一样！”下一位说：“我要一半儿的鸭子，小一点儿“，但当店员拿一只小的时，她说：”不要这个，太小了，只是骨头和皮！“，后面的女士说：”你不是刚刚说想要小一点儿的吗？“ 马上轮到她：”我要那只大的，上面！“，然后店员说：“女士不好意思，这是一只鹅。“